Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office!

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking universal knife subsidies, noogies, desert island concerts, good doggies, and more. PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m out next week on Spring … Read more

Cancer couldn’t stop her. Now she’s running the Boston Marathon again.

Boston Marathon Stephanie McHugh is running the 2026 Boston Marathon for the New England Patriots Foundation. Stephanie McHugh will run the 2026 Boston Marathon. Written by Annie Jonas March 21, 2026 | 11:00 am 1 minute to read On our websiteWhy am I running?“, Boston Marathon athletes share what inspires them to take on the … Read more

Aryna Sabalenka Can’t Stop Laughing Over Australian Open Parody Involving Coco Gauff, Iga Świątek and More

Aryna Sabalenka proved she can take a joke by reacting to a hilarious Instagram skit that playfully highlighted her Australian Open style. The lighthearted video, which spoofed several memorable moments from the Melbourne Major, singled out Sabalenka with a tongue-in-cheek compliment about her outfit. Predict every match of the 2026 Australian Open with our interactive … Read more

Bucs Player Suggests Todd Bowles Stop Calling Plays

The Bucs defense simply did not perform well with Todd Bowles calling the plays in 2025. In fact, it’s been quite bad for two seasons in a row. Yet it was going 2-7 down the stretch of the season where the problems on defense got even worse. Despite the Bucs finishing 8-9 after a 6-2 start, … Read more

Minnesota and the Twin Cities sue the federal government to stop the immigration crackdown

Minneapolis — The state of Minnesota and the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul are suing the federal government to stop increased enforcement by Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the wake of the killing of a Minneapolis woman by an ICE officer. The state and cities filed a lawsuit in federal court on Monday, … Read more

US forces stop 2nd merchant vessel off coast of Venezuela, American officials say; President Trump ramps up pressure on Maduro

Washington– US forces on Saturday stopped a ship off the coast of Venezuela for the second time in less than two weeks as President Donald Trump continues to ramp up pressure on Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. The move, confirmed by two US officials familiar with the matter, comes days after Trump announced a “blockade” on … Read more

Which Panther Do Bucs HAVE To Stop In Week 16?

A new Pewter Report Roundtable debuts every Tuesday on PewterReport.com. Each week, the Pewter Reporters tackle another tough Bucs question. This week’s prompt: Which Panthers player do the Bucs HAVE to stop in Sunday’s Week 16 game at Carolina? Scott Reynolds: My Selection? Not Who You’d Think Here’s what really irks me about the Bucs … Read more

Emma Raducanu Can’t Stop Smiling as She Flaunts Her New Hairstyle While Holding a Bouquet of Flowers

Emma Raducanu will be debuting a new look going into the 2026 tennis season. She recently flaunted her new hairstyle at a salon while holding a bouquet of flowers. Raducanu most recently concluded her 2025 tennis season after competing at the Ningbo Open, where she lost in the first round to wild card Zhu Lin. … Read more

When Will Alex Ovechkin Stop Scoring?

This late stage of Alexander Ovechkin’s NHL career has been a lesson in conservation. As Ovi skates through his first season since turning 40, comfortable in his reign as the league’s all-time king of goals, his play feels like it’s taken on a certain regal quality. He is grizzled, venerable, and so obviously distinguished from … Read more

Machine gun, drugs found during Peninsula traffic stop: PD

(KRON) – A suspected drug dealer was allegedly found in possession of a machine gun when he was arrested near the intersection of Delaware Avenue and 25th Street in San Mateo on Friday. An officer with the San Mateo Police Department pulled over a vehicle for illegal tint and expired registration around 1:37 p.m. and … Read more