Some people are fans of the Seattle Seahawks. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Seattle Seahawks. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Seattle Seahawks. Your 2024 record: 10-7, missed the playoffs. No team this decade has been more … Read more
Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Arizona Cardinals. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. You team: The Arizona Cardinals Your 2024 record: 8-9, allegedly. This team generates so little national … Read more
Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: “I no longer want to be here.” Your 2024 record: 7-10. Before the season started, every … Read more
Some people are fans of the San Francisco 49ers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the San Francisco 49ers. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: San Francisco 49ers. Had to do it. Your 2024 record: 6-11. DFL in the … Read more
Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: New Orleans Saints. That’s not what you call there. Your 2024 record: 5-12. You … Read more
Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: The house that David Tepper haunts. Your 2024 record: 5-12. I know what you … Read more
Some people are fans of the New York Jets. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Jets. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: THEY’RE A BRICK! HOUSE!/THEY’RE NEVER RIGHTY/THEY’RE LETTIN’ IT ALLLLL HANG OUT Megan Briggs/Getty … Read more
Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Jacksonville Jaguars. That’s the Jags for you: never as accomplished as their opponent’s butt. Your … Read more
Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: New England Patriots. Your 2024 record: 4-13, same as the year … Read more
Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: New York Giants. In this organization, you must promise to give your word … Read more