Congratulations To Tom Brady On Making His First Holy Communion

For a retired guy, Tom Brady has a lot of jobs. He has a five percent ownership stake in the Las Vegas Raiders. He is also Fox Sports’ lead football announcer. Earlier this month, Fox announced that Brady will be making an “epic return from retirement for the greatest flag football event ever,” which is, … Read more

Saquon Barkley Lured Me To An Arena Where I Learned Passive Income Is Holy

PHILADELPHIA — The Benham Brothers think they are very funny and very smart. They are 50-year-old tall, blonde, identical twins who have a series of scripted jokes that mostly amount to calling each other stupid and effeminate. They are not pastors, which is maybe why they are so bad at reading the Bible. I know … Read more

‘Holy Overpay!’ – NFL Fans React to Brock Purdy Signing Massive $265,000,000 Contract Extension With 49ers

News of Brock Purdy’s blockbuster five-year, $265 million contract extension with the San Francisco 49ers sent shockwaves through the NFL and sparked an immediate, passionate reaction from fans across social media. The deal, which includes $181 million in total guarantees and runs through 2030, cements Purdy’s status as one of the league’s highest-paid quarterbacks. But … Read more