Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office!

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking universal knife subsidies, noogies, desert island concerts, good doggies, and more. PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m out next week on Spring … Read more

Bucs Defender Who Must Exceed Expectations In 2026

A new Pewter Report Roundtable debuts every Tuesday on PewterReport.com. Each week, the Pewter Reporters tackle another tough Bucs question. This week’s prompt: Which Bucs defender must exceed expectations in 2026? Scott Reynolds: It’s Time For Zyon McCollum To Step Up Big Time In 2026 The Bucs believe in cornerback Zyon McCollum – and I … Read more

Bucs ILB Lavonte David Press Conference Today At 2pm: What We Know

The Bucs announced Tuesday morning that inside linebacker Lavonte David will be holding a press conference at 2:00 p.m. ET today at the AdventHealth Training Center. The press release did not state the reason why David would be speaking today. There has been no word of a new contract for David, who is currently a … Read more

Carlos Alcaraz Is Getting Tired Of Facing So Many Roger Federers

In what could be filed under a statistically unlikely outcome, Carlos Alcaraz suffered his second loss in three matches. The world No. 1 was upset Sunday in the third round of the Miami Open by Sebastian Korda, who once looked to be one of the top prospects of the current American generation. In that 6-3, … Read more

Doesn’t Anybody Want To Win This Wretched Division?

When Connor McDavid speaks, Edmonton listens, because, well, who else is there? The man wasn’t nicknamed McJesus for his knowledge of canonical law. Thus, when he was asked after the latest Oilers’ sack-fouling, a 5-2 home loss to Tampa Bay on Saturday, the two-time Stanley Cup finalist and no-time Stanley Cup champion went for subtle … Read more

Bucs Sign Veteran Inside Linebacker From Division Rival

The Bucs have signed inside linebacker Christian Rozeboom, per his agents from One West Sports Group, Chris Gittings and Jeremiah Sirles. Tampa Bay still needed more at inside linebacker with only three currently on the roster, and also they poach a player within their own division in the NFC South. Rozeboom is a six-year NFL … Read more

ICE Agents Deployed To Nation’s Swamped Airports To Stand Around And Do Nothing

The second government shutdown of the year, this one affecting only the Department of Homeland Security, went into effect on Feb. 14. While Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Protection (CBP) are still being funded by last year’s One Big Beautiful Bill, and FEMA and the Coast Guard have funds to pay … Read more